backdating business - Funny poems on dating

Dating is a part of a relationship that is unique, diverting and pleasurable. In the beginning you feel a nervous excitement that can't be calmed.

A little later a policeman walks up to him and asks, "Well, sir, had one too many to drink, eh? - Mosquitoes that bite you fly away in erratic patterns and hit objects in their way. A good way of measuring the quality of the best short funny jokes is if it takes longer to 'get them' than it does to deliver them!

- A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. "Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car? One can view the structure of short really funny jokes and quick funny jokes as abstract art paintings.

The Haiku form can grab a hold of daily life and freeze moments you might otherwise miss.

Humor makes even the worst events bearable and nothing at all is banal or boring when you spin it with some pithy kid philosophy.

How did you embed yourself So thoroughly into my mind?

They morphed so gradually, So subtly, So beautifully, Into you.

Because of its short form, Haiku is an ideal poetic style for kids of all ages.

Show them some examples and set them loose to produce some Basho-like observations of the world.

You deserve a fcking phone call.” ― Greg Behrendt “I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. Ron made a noise that might have indicated jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell."Because she was crying," Harry continued heavily."Oh," said Ron, his smile faded slightly. ""Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried.

The word "busy" is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you.

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